I call them Little Squats because they are like Little Squatters- you 100% do NOT need them, but when you have one, you have it and now you have to find a spot for them in your home/space. They’re little clay figurines that I started making as a silly little social project- I hid them in Easter eggs in Center City with my Instagram handle, I went to bars and asked strangers to stick their hand in a bag and choose one (NO ONE questioned what was inside- they ALL stuck their hand in!), I left them in Ubers and Lyfts, hid them in bar bathrooms, etc. And I started to gain a small following- and then a little bigger following- and then people wanted to buy them. And here we are! These guys are meant to be a gift. Whether that be a gift for yourself or for someone else, they should always bring a smile. Even my minimalistic friends have found joy in these tiny little guys. -Emily (owner/founder of Little Squats)

Little Squats are NOT intended for children under 3.

Polymer Clay.

Little Squats is a very small operation that is run out of our home. Everything is handmade by Emily so our bandwidth is very limited to what she can produce in her free time. Random selections are the easiest way for us to begin this Little Squats venture as we iron out the kinks. If specific Squats are important to you, please fill out our Contact form telling us what you’d like, and we’ll make sure you’re taken care of!

Send us an email via the Contact page including your order number and a photo of the broken Squat(s) and we’ll send you a replacement ASAP!

A lovely lady who lives in West Philly.

No! You should not eat them. They are non-toxic but NOT EDIBLE.

Absolutely! Please send us a request via our Contact form with any specific requests- if I am confident I can do what you are asking, I will let you know and give you a timeline of when you should be receiving them along with an invoice. Once the invoice is paid I’ll get to work! Push the limits! I love creating one-of-a-kind new things and if I give you the ok, I promise to “wow” you!

US only right now but if you find that you’d like to ship internationally, please email us at littlesquats@gmail.com for a quote.

They’re generally around 1”-3”, sometimes slightly larger or smaller depending on the specific Squat. I typically will not make a squat larger than 3”.

Every. Single. One! Not a single one is like another. They are all truly unique.

West Philly Baby!

Bubble Mailers currently. I strive to leave a very small carbon footprint and try to reuse materials as much as possible.

Every order is random by default unless noted otherwise. If you’d like a specific color/size/shape, please send a request via the Contact form.

Absolutely! This would fall under a custom order for now. You can make any single Squat requests via our Contact form.

Whatever you want! Stick them in your potted plants, stick them on the dashboard in your car, give them away, hide them in public bathrooms, the possibilities are endless! The world is your oyster! Go nuts!

Shipping is currently a flat rate fee of $5 for shipping and handling for all order sizes via USPS First Class mail.